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RichardKinser
Snitz Forums Admin
USA
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Posted - 08 January 2004 : 07:06:13
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A programmer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."
The programmer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back in his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want."
Again the programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The programmer said, "Look, I'm a programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog... now that's cool!" |
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HuwR
Forum Admin
United Kingdom
20584 Posts |
Posted - 08 January 2004 : 07:10:46
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that is one of my favorites
fortunately I met my wife before finding a talking frog. |
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ruirib
Snitz Forums Admin
Portugal
26364 Posts |
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MarcelG
Retired Support Moderator
Netherlands
2625 Posts |
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Shaggy
Support Moderator
Ireland
6780 Posts |
Posted - 08 January 2004 : 08:02:55
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Hee-hee! It's funny 'cause it's true!
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Search is your friend “I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again.” |
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OneWayMule
Dev. Team Member & Support Moderator
Austria
4969 Posts |
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wii
Free ASP Hosts Moderator
Denmark
2632 Posts |
Posted - 08 January 2004 : 08:43:16
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Ha, Ha, Very Funny ! |
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redbrad0
Advanced Member
USA
3725 Posts |
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snaayk
Senior Member
USA
1061 Posts |
Posted - 08 January 2004 : 17:58:50
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ROTFLMAO |
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