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weeweeslap
Senior Member

USA
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Posted - 09 December 2003 :  13:50:18  Show Profile  Visit weeweeslap's Homepage  Send weeweeslap an AOL message  Send weeweeslap a Yahoo! Message
Anyone have the home cure for the flu. I have been with it for 1.5 weeks now and have had my temp all the way up to 112F Anyway I am sick of having the flu, it's really irritating me and want to be well now. Anyone know some good home remedies for this stuff? I'd go to the doctor but waiting 6 hours, according to the doctor's clerk, in the waiting room, I prefer to stay home sick. Please help
WWS

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HuwR
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09 December 2003 :  14:44:09  Show Profile  Visit HuwR's Homepage
sorry, all my 'home remedies' are designed to stop you getting ill in the first place, rather than cure you when youv'e got something.

best thing you can do is take plenty of vitamin C and sleep lots (whiskey comes in handy for that )
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weeweeslap
Senior Member

USA
1077 Posts

Posted - 09 December 2003 :  15:02:07  Show Profile  Visit weeweeslap's Homepage  Send weeweeslap an AOL message  Send weeweeslap a Yahoo! Message
whisky eh! fortunately I work in a liquor store so I get all the free whisky I want, I have about a gallon of all sorts of whisky's in my home, I'll start drinking it up I also have an orange tree right outside in my backyard, I guess some OJ with the vitamin C in it could help. Thanks

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Gargoyle
Junior Member

USA
280 Posts

Posted - 09 December 2003 :  16:09:06  Show Profile  Visit Gargoyle's Homepage
Whiskey, Oranges, or jump into a snow bank.

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StephenD
Senior Member

Australia
1044 Posts

Posted - 09 December 2003 :  19:12:25  Show Profile  Send StephenD a Yahoo! Message
Stephen's patented cold & flu cure:

30ml Jameson Irish Whisky
3 Cardamon pods
5 Cloves
1 Tablespoon honey
1 Teaspoon brown sugar
Juice of 1 lemon
In a big glass and filled with boiling water.

Will do the trick.
*****Disclaimer*****
The author dislaims all responsibility and liability for any accidents or injuries that might occur from the digestion of the above recipe - 'Stephen's Cold & flu cure' especially if the person operates large earth-moving equipment, chainsaws, 747-400, oil tanker, Aegis Frigate, childrens indoor playground, ICBM silo or other potentially dangerous equipment within 4 hours of drinking this solution. Under no circumstances should this recipe be given to govt collectors of child support payments, income tax and parking fines - let them suffer and die. Also, remove all spoons before drinking to avoid eye injury.
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RebelTech
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USA
613 Posts

Posted - 09 December 2003 :  19:19:48  Show Profile  Visit RebelTech's Homepage  Send RebelTech an ICQ Message
My mom used to fix up a shot of whiskey, 2 shots of honey and some lemon juice. Mix em up and warm. I am not sure if it really did anything or if us kids getting to taste alcohol was the trick. Oh by the way, only take a teaspoon or two...
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Faizan
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09 December 2003 :  19:33:26  Show Profile  Visit Faizan's Homepage  Send Faizan an AOL message  Send Faizan an ICQ Message  Send Faizan a Yahoo! Message
quote:
Originally posted by StephenD

*****Disclaimer*****
The author dislaims all responsibility and liability for any accidents or injuries that might occur from the digestion of the above recipe - 'Stephen's Cold & flu cure' especially if the person operates large earth-moving equipment, chainsaws, 747-400, oil tanker, Aegis Frigate, childrens indoor playground, ICBM silo or other potentially dangerous equipment within 4 hours of drinking this solution. Under no circumstances should this recipe be given to govt collectors of child support payments, income tax and parking fines - let them suffer and die. Also, remove all spoons before drinking to avoid eye injury.
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LMAO... That is what i call a "disclaimer"


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weeweeslap
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USA
1077 Posts

Posted - 10 December 2003 :  01:50:17  Show Profile  Visit weeweeslap's Homepage  Send weeweeslap an AOL message  Send weeweeslap a Yahoo! Message
quote:

Stephen's patented cold & flu cure:

30ml Jameson Irish Whisky
3 Cardamon pods
5 Cloves
1 Tablespoon honey
1 Teaspoon brown sugar
Juice of 1 lemon
In a big glass and filled with boiling water.

Will do the trick.



I will try it right now!!!
I'll let you know the results in the morning...
If I wake up LOL
Thanks

coaster crazy
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TestMagic
Senior Member

USA
1568 Posts

Posted - 10 December 2003 :  02:03:55  Show Profile  Visit TestMagic's Homepage
Hey, weewee. Sorry to hear you've succumbed to the infamous 2003 flu.

Okay, here's my remedy, don't know whether it'll suit you, though:
  • Lots of sleep.
  • Sopranos First, Second, Third Season DVD's
  • A good TV, DVD player, and universal remote control.
  • Lots of water and ibuprofen.
  • A few good goosedown pillows.
  • And of course, a laptop with a Wi-Fi connection to connect to the 'net from your bed. I mean, really, you're not that sick, are you???


You'll be back in action before you know it!

BTW, where are you? I'm in San Francisco, California, and the flu hasn't really hit here yet. But I've been hearing reports of how hard it's hitting elsewhere.

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weeweeslap
Senior Member

USA
1077 Posts

Posted - 10 December 2003 :  02:35:47  Show Profile  Visit weeweeslap's Homepage  Send weeweeslap an AOL message  Send weeweeslap a Yahoo! Message
I am in Southern California (Lynwood, next to LA, Compton, Downey, South Gate etc etc etc) I went to the doc a few min ago and it was still full! I wont sit in a full room of sick people waiting to get in LOL I wish I had a laptop, it would make school for me much easier, but alas no money for it. No Sopranos either, got a DVD player though!

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Gremlin
General Help Moderator

New Zealand
7528 Posts

Posted - 10 December 2003 :  04:16:29  Show Profile  Visit Gremlin's Homepage
Try and use Manuka honey if you can get it.

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OneWayMule
Dev. Team Member & Support Moderator

Austria
4969 Posts

Posted - 10 December 2003 :  04:33:23  Show Profile  Visit OneWayMule's Homepage  Send OneWayMule an ICQ Message
quote:
Originally posted by Faizan

quote:
Originally posted by StephenD

*****Disclaimer*****
The author dislaims all responsibility and liability for any accidents or injuries that might occur from the digestion of the above recipe - 'Stephen's Cold & flu cure' especially if the person operates large earth-moving equipment, chainsaws, 747-400, oil tanker, Aegis Frigate, childrens indoor playground, ICBM silo or other potentially dangerous equipment within 4 hours of drinking this solution. Under no circumstances should this recipe be given to govt collectors of child support payments, income tax and parking fines - let them suffer and die. Also, remove all spoons before drinking to avoid eye injury.
******************************

LMAO... That is what i call a "disclaimer"


Haha, yeah greaz one
Still laughing...

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weeweeslap
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USA
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Posted - 12 December 2003 :  02:20:46  Show Profile  Visit weeweeslap's Homepage  Send weeweeslap an AOL message  Send weeweeslap a Yahoo! Message
ok I took whiskies, tequilas etc and also finally went to the doctor at 4 am, fortunately I went in at the right time cuz I was the only one there, 10 min later the room was filled. I got 2 shots and 2 medications and I am feeling a bit better. Though at times half my face feels like it is breaking apart. The whiskies and tequila take care of my cough pretty good for a few hours.Thanks!
WWS

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RebelTech
Average Member

USA
613 Posts

Posted - 12 December 2003 :  05:09:06  Show Profile  Visit RebelTech's Homepage  Send RebelTech an ICQ Message
After all the alcohol based remedies that we recommended, did you need a cure for a hangover ? Seriously, glad your feeling better!
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weeweeslap
Senior Member

USA
1077 Posts

Posted - 12 December 2003 :  13:36:53  Show Profile  Visit weeweeslap's Homepage  Send weeweeslap an AOL message  Send weeweeslap a Yahoo! Message
I have never had a hangover fortunately and didn't have any with these remedies

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