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silent_frosty
Junior Member
USA
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 Posted - 19 September 2003 : 14:58:29
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| Anyone, anyone at all? Its harder than it seems to come up with a new invention. It seems like everything has already been thought of. Does anyone have any"unique" inventions that they would like to share? |
Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. |
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MarcelG
Retired Support Moderator
Netherlands
2625 Posts |
Posted - 19 September 2003 : 16:42:34
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| as a matter of fact : I have invented the secret invisible superundercover high velocity ultrasonic hyperthermic flying wifi-connected solarpowered automobile, but I have forgotten where I parked the thing... |
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silent_frosty
Junior Member
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 19 September 2003 : 17:03:41
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Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. |
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Doug G
Support Moderator
USA
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Posted - 19 September 2003 : 17:03:53
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Actually, it's true. Everything, I mean everything, has that can possible be invented from now until the entire universe runs down to inert, energyless matter has been invented already 
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silent_frosty
Junior Member
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 19 September 2003 : 17:09:03
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What about an automatic nose-picker?
*Picks your nose when your hands are busy*
*Need a helping hand? How about a finger?*
Ok, so that last one doesn't sound right...
BTW what does this mean?
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wifi-connected
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Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. |
Edited by - silent_frosty on 19 September 2003 17:11:23 |
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Roland
Advanced Member
Netherlands
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Posted - 19 September 2003 : 17:25:47
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Originally posted by silent_frosty
BTW what does this mean?
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wifi-connected
Connected to something through WIFI, or WIFI connected with a cable  |
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dayve
Forum Moderator
USA
5820 Posts |
Posted - 19 September 2003 : 21:54:55
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| since it was still not explained... WiFi is an acronym for Wireless Fidelity and is meant to be used generically when referring of any type of 802.11 network, whether 802.11b, 802.11a, dual-band, etc. |
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VodkaFish
Average Member
USA
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Posted - 19 September 2003 : 22:06:04
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I think they closed the patent office over here at one point because they thought everything had been invented already... this was before 1900 I believe too  |
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weeweeslap
Senior Member
USA
1077 Posts |
Posted - 19 September 2003 : 22:20:05
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| they need an autoshowerer, they got the autowipe butt toilet so why not the autoshowerer? /me patents the idea! |
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seven
Senior Member
USA
1037 Posts |
Posted - 19 September 2003 : 22:34:42
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| I invented oscillating vents for your cars heat and air conditioning... |
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Dave.
Senior Member
USA
1037 Posts |
Posted - 19 September 2003 : 23:12:53
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quote:
Originally posted by silent_frosty
Anyone, anyone at all? Its harder than it seems to come up with a new invention. It seems like everything has already been thought of. Does anyone have any"unique" inventions that they would like to share?
When has it not seemed like that? lol
I invented a 25ghz CPU back in 1995, but yeah, I overclocked it and killed it......Win95 ran sweet on it ;) |
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taropatch
Average Member
USA
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Posted - 19 September 2003 : 23:53:19
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Originally posted by weeweeslap
they need an autoshowerer, they got the autowipe butt toilet so why not the autoshowerer? /me patents the idea!
weeweeslap is correct, "Self Cleaning Dual Action Spray"... http://www.knovelty.com/bidets1.htm
I just have not lived. |
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silent_frosty
Junior Member
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 20 September 2003 : 20:25:09
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WeeWeeSplap- I've ideas for your invention (if you havnt been brainstorming the idea that is ). Here it is (needs some editing, but i hope you get the general idea)---
ideas for an Auto Showerer: It is a round 8 ft. high stand-up shower that when you go in a doorway, and door automatically slides shut behind you. When you look around, there are about 75-100 nozzles all around you, from your head to your feet. There is a touch-LCD display screen built into one of the walls, so you can program the nozzles to shoot out either soap, shampoo, conditioner, and three programable ones that you can choose (optional, you dont have to have them). You can also select the force you want the water to come out, the angle (slanted up, down, or just straight), and the warmth of the water. when you decide to begin your shower, you say "On" and the water comes out. when you give other comands such as "soap", or "Conditioner", etc. etc., then those elemts will come out of the nozzles to mix with the water. When you say "Off", the water instantly shuts off, and a padded seat 4 feet off the ground comes out of the wall for you to sit on. After a 5 second delay, warm air comes shooting out of the nozzles to dry you off. after your dry, you stand up, the seat goes back in the wall, and you walk twords the door, when you push button on the door, it slides open for you to walk out, nice and squeeky clean. 
Cost of Autoshowerer- $30,999.95 + a small shipping+handling fee
*Some assembly required*
Let me know what you think, if i left anything out, took me a while to get all the details straight  . But i got a good # of keystrokes out of typing it all out :P
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Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. |
Edited by - silent_frosty on 20 September 2003 20:29:02 |
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weeweeslap
Senior Member
USA
1077 Posts |
Posted - 20 September 2003 : 21:23:03
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will it wash behind your ears? LOL
other than that it seems like you got it covered!
something else that would be good to invent is the bed that makes itself. I hate making my bed every morning LOL
another good invention would be the auto comb, imagine you're in a hurry to get to work, the auto comb can comb you while you get ready for work doing the other things you do to get ready (eat, etc etc) |
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Edited by - weeweeslap on 20 September 2003 21:23:25 |
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silent_frosty
Junior Member
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 20 September 2003 : 21:27:18
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| you got soem good ideas! maybe put some into practice? |
Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. |
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weeweeslap
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