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 Posted - 09 January 2003 : 17:04:02
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Take a break and relax and contemplate... and appreciate where you live....(a little message from my brother-in-law somewhere in the East Coast... thought to share this with you all hardworking Snitzies....). Wanna add your favarite places???
You Live in California when...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
You Live in New York City when...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is "nature,"
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
You Live in Maine when...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.
You Live in the Deep South when...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2."y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?"
4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, etc.
You live in Colorado when...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
You live in the Midwest when...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"
You live in Florida when...
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.
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sy
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09 January 2003 : 18:02:17
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I live in Yorkshire, England when:
1: Every day from the end of august to april is raining all day
2: The regional news might as well be on a tape, replayed each day
3: Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor
4: Every day from the end of May to July is raining all day
5: Three random days each year, we have heavy snow |
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails
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GauravBhabu
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Posted - 09 January 2003 : 18:18:52
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About a snitzer or snitzinne leaving anywhere
1. Always on active.asp with Refresh every 1 minute or 2.
2. Married life always at risk.
3. snitzer - saves money for not shaving and spends on Coffee.
4. snitzine - I don't know.
5. During last hour of a day, Vows to stay away for ever and returns first hour in the morning.
6. Learns a lot.  |
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Shaggy
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Ireland
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Posted - 10 January 2003 : 04:31:10
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lol! thanks for the laughs, guys!
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