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Jim Riley
New Member
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:14:01
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| Love this new Chat Mod - don't remember seeing it shown on the new features list. |
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Classicmotorcycling
Development Team Leader
Australia
2084 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:27:14
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No, but it is a milestone in Snitz. Next page is on the horizion. 
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Originally posted by Jim Riley
Is there a prize for the first post on page 20?
Release should be soon, I hope....  |
Cheers,
David Greening |
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pknaz
Junior Member
USA
117 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:28:58
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| is 20 pages really the record for the longest topic? i can hardly believe that its only 20 pages. surely there has to have been one longer!?! |
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GhettoDalaiLama
Junior Member
212 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:29:48
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| I keep hitting refresh to get it over 10,000 views. Anyone else wanna help? |
Edited by - GhettoDalaiLama on 18 August 2002 05:30:00 |
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GhettoDalaiLama
Junior Member
212 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:34:06
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| 10,000 views! w00t! |
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Jim Riley
New Member
United Kingdom
64 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:35:58
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Lets have a "refresh" fest
Lets gt to 11,000 in the next 5 minutes
<just to stress test 3.4> |
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bjlt
Senior Member
1144 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:36:14
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It's reported that hundreds of deep snitz addicts are now gethering in a site known to them as snitz forums, mostly around an area marked as 31170. the meaning of the number of the marks are yet unknown. Some of these people came to the site days ago and have had little sleep just in order to witness the official release of the new generation of a drug, called snitz 2000 v3.4.
Snitz is a drug first developed by two scientists, Rein Snitz and Gor, in the process of learning ASP, a biographic mechanism discovered by MicroSoft. Snitz aids to improve the communication ability of people, especially those use computers and internet in their daily lives. However, after the first release of Snitz, several cases were reported that the drug had a side effect, people using it get addicted.
The official formula of Snitz have been changed several times, the effects are enhanced every time, unfortunately, so is the side effects. More cases of sintz addiction were reported every time there was a new formula. With the coming of new formula v3.4 for Snitz2000, the number of snitz addicts is expected to be rocketing to a historical new level.
The government authorities have already concerned about the drug. Dr. Laura Bradbard, FDA spokesperson, remarks that a special team has investigated in the drug ever since the first report of its side effects. Investigation shows that the positive effects are the best of its kind, it does help people to better communicate with others over the internet. Meanwhile, it also found that the side effects of addiction do exist. 99.9% of the Addicts are webmasters, and 90% are English speakers. scientists have found that the current formula are more effective, both positively and negatively, to Englsih speaking people. It's because the way the drug acts on the nerves and muscles used in communications. The nerves and muscles of English speaking people are significantly different than that of the non-English speaking ones, especially those of the far east language speakers. It also illustrates why among non-English speakers, there are more addicts in the western European countries. The reason is their languages. hence nerves and muscles used in internet communications, are more closer to the Englsih speaking ones. Scientists haven't found out why webmasters are more allergic than the other users though. It's true that some cases are quite considerable severe that the addicts sit in front of the computers all day long, negleting their wives and kids. One extreme example ever reported is that one man in England, after using snitz for only one month, bought a case of instant noodles and packages of cookies and diapers, connected the water pipe of his house to the basement where he locates his computers and installed a tap just besides his table. All these is for sitting in front of his computer for couple of days long, with no need to move for food, drink or the call of nature.
It's hard to ban the drug as it's released to the market in a unique way. unless the drugs developed in the giant chemical companies, the formula of snitz is not patent at all. the formula is open and it's believed that besides the owners and the dev team, hundreds of volunteers are working on the improvements of the drug. Forumla of Snitz is also free and easy to be obtained over the internet, and every body can make his own drugs using the formula. As a result, it's impossible to be banned, not to mention its great positive effects and popularity. All the government can do now is warn the users the possible side effects of the drug, especially to the webmasters. FDA will issue an order that on every piece of Snitz it should state that it's possible to get addicted, esp if the taker is a webmaster.
It's also said the new owner of Snitz, HuwR and Richard Kinser, have decided to develope a new generation of the durg considering non-English speaking people as well. And the new formula will be based on the coming v3.4. This worries the governments in non-English speaking countries already. Dr Wang Muqing, an official of China State Drug Administration, said that at least one Chinese has gone to the snitz site waiting for the release of v3.4. He believes that more people will get addicted once there's a Chinese version of the drug if no proper action is taken.
In general, the typical symptoms of snitz addiction are:
sitting in front of the computers all day long;
go to the snitz site every day,
oblidged to improve the formula all the time,
test every new formula released by other addicts. |
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pknaz
Junior Member
USA
117 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:36:54
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| I don't know, i think thats kind of a cheap way to get it above 10k views. Just my opinion though. |
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Jim Riley
New Member
United Kingdom
64 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:38:34
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Superb.
now, what happens if we quote that reply in all subsequent posts? |
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pknaz
Junior Member
USA
117 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:39:47
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| That was an interesting read bjlt! :) |
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HuwR
Forum Admin
United Kingdom
20584 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:40:16
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Is there an award for the first working 3.4 forum after the official release ?
Looks like I win then, since my site was 3.4 before this one 
I think I'll lock the topic now, getting a bit long |
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pknaz
Junior Member
USA
117 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:42:52
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Long is good, isn't it?
Thinking of the stress test and all.
It really amazes me how many off topic tangents this topic has taken. :)
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Classicmotorcycling
Development Team Leader
Australia
2084 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:43:47
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It was cheap, but funny as all...
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Originally posted by pknaz
I don't know, i think thats kind of a cheap way to get it above 10k views. Just my opinion though.
IS it released yet.. I am addicted.. |
Cheers,
David Greening |
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HuwR
Forum Admin
United Kingdom
20584 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:47:20
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Originally posted by Jim Riley
Superb.
now, what happens if we quote that reply in all subsequent posts?
You get shot  |
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GhettoDalaiLama
Junior Member
212 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 05:49:58
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Originally posted by HuwR
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Originally posted by Jim Riley
Superb.
now, what happens if we quote that reply in all subsequent posts?
You get shot
lol |
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