Too late, indeed. He already insisted that I was going to collect and we would be the only ones to ever know....

I used to do that with the spammers - kept statistics of all their screwy promises, numbers of totally wiped-out families who left unclaimed millions in banks, lists of deceased relatives on that terrible road going to the Lagos, Nigeria airport; all the fake government and bank titles; the hundreds of times I won lotteries for which I never purchased tickets; etc. Then I would send back messages telling them that the amount of monies I was supposedly being given far exceeded the gross national product of their worthless country, and providing them links to tracking sites which included the latest spam mail which they had sent.