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Nathan
Help Moderator
USA
7664 Posts |
 Posted - 17 August 2002 : 02:37:59
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I was using another forum system tonight. ( . . .  Guilty as charged  )
I came across this message. . . and dude, it probably takes a little stress of their support forums.
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No topics were found. This is either because there are no topics in this forum, or the topics are older than the current age cut-off.
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4116 Posts |
Posted - 17 August 2002 : 06:42:56
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Yes, this is good. They could even say "see the select box top right".
Man, do you know how much "strings" this forum has? We even can even equip a symphony orchestra with them  ! |
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Roland
Advanced Member
Netherlands
9335 Posts |
Posted - 17 August 2002 : 09:55:39
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I'd go with something like this:
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No topics were found. Please help us find them again. Finder will get the pleasure of everlasting (1 minute) fame.
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James
Average Member
USA
539 Posts |
Posted - 17 August 2002 : 16:07:35
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Originally posted by FrutZle
I'd go with something like this:
No topics were found. Please help us find them again. Finder will get the pleasure of everlasting (1 minute) fame.
Or:
No topics were found. You must not have tried hard enough. Go back and try again. |
*Interested in Radio Control*
*The RC Web Board - http://www.rcwebboard.com/* |
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Nathan
Help Moderator
USA
7664 Posts |
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Doug G
Support Moderator
USA
6493 Posts |
Posted - 17 August 2002 : 18:06:53
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How about
No topics were found. Well, actually some topics were found but we decided not to show them to you. If you try again you may get a different list of topics that you don't get to see.
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Gremlin
General Help Moderator
New Zealand
7528 Posts |
Posted - 17 August 2002 : 21:43:55
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What about
No topics you say ? ...#$%#$ must be broken again .. sorry. |
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GauravBhabu
Advanced Member
4288 Posts |
Posted - 17 August 2002 : 21:53:09
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| No Topics were Found or Some Topics were Found but you are not authorized to view them. |
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Nathan
Help Moderator
USA
7664 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 00:24:36
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| Topics were found, but we think its more funny if we dont show them to you. |
Nathan Bales
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GauravBhabu
Advanced Member
4288 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 00:29:56
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| Email your Complete Bio, along with your most recent Photograph to one of the Admins and they will decide, in consultation with other team members, to show, What we got for You. |
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Gremlin
General Help Moderator
New Zealand
7528 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 01:11:41
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| "I'm sorry .. the forum is currently sleeping right now, please try again in the morning." |
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Nathan
Help Moderator
USA
7664 Posts |
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James
Average Member
USA
539 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 13:54:24
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| Your Topics are being held hostage! Please send $<admin controlled amount> to <admin controlled address>. Each day you delay we will slowly begin editing and then deleting the topics. If you love the topics then you will do as we say. |
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*The RC Web Board - http://www.rcwebboard.com/* |
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Roland
Advanced Member
Netherlands
9335 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 14:03:42
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We found <%TOPIC COUNT NUMBER%> topics, but decided not to show them to you. We might if you ask nicely though...
The topics are on vacation. I'm the fridge, but you can leave your messages next to the milk so the topics will find them when they come back. |
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dayve
Forum Moderator
USA
5820 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 16:33:38
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No Topics Found - Please return your computer to vendor, you're too stupid to own one
was that a little harsh? |
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Nathan
Help Moderator
USA
7664 Posts |
Posted - 18 August 2002 : 16:36:40
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Just a bit.
No Topics Found - Make sure you call tech support BEFORE you reboot anything. |
Nathan Bales
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